a black filipino polynesian in the pnw

gorlt:

gorlt:

i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god

you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no

(via aisselectric)

campaignomar:

we had a girl wit a stutter in the car u know when ppl talk l-l-like th-this n my nigga turned the heat up i asked him what he was doin he said “yo dis bitch cold shes freezin”

(via chunsterrr)